hi losers.

what?

I'm angry with art. A lot. I'm punching art in the face as I write. Don't add me if you don't want to read my angry rants in your friends list. <-- EDIT: OKAY I DON'T UPDATE SO MUCH ANY MORE

I also check other people's DA. The whole thing, everytime I log, so don't worry about me skipping your shit.

Also: I have an incredibly mean sense of humor. Really. If the concept of me bringing someone to tears is the sort of thing that just really turns you off, you probably shouldn't stick around. Because sooner or later it's going to happen and you're going to get all pissed and make lots of comments about it before ultimately unfriending me in some super huge gay drama fest that will make us all look stupid.

WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME:

"please stop. youre just causing trouble for the sake of causing trouble. it is infantile." - some idiot

"this is totally uncalled for. taking a terrible terrorist like Osama Bin Laden and putting him on here. this is just sick. grow up!" - another idiot

ABOUT ME (UPDATED)

Who is this Hyaena Reich? Why should we worship her?

Some people claim she is a stranger dressed in black, and that when she takes her clothes off you die immediately with a hotness overdose. She's your next door neighbor and she's armed to the teeth.

If you follow and obey, the nightmares may end.

I would also like to clarify here that when I say:

hyainarykh: I don't want to beat YOU.
hyainarykh: I want to beat your FATHER for impregnating your dumbfuck mother with you.
hyainarykh: Your father is a filthy WHORE.
hyainarykh: Your father believes in GOD.
hyainarykh: People who go to church are HYPOCRITES.

... in no way or form harbors discrimination to prostitutes - who by far and large count among some of the most interesting people in this world.

however, I have little no no respect for people who take relijun too srsly.

I am a cold-blooded BEAST.
I shave my legs listening to Shostakovich and WEEP.
I have a hand grenade for a heart.
I am abstinent, not because of waiting until marriage, but because if I said yes to every guy who wants to fuck me I'd be fucking all the time.
I am wise, and more enlightened than you ever be.
I like to go around naked at home, wearing only white varnish stilettos, and punching the faces of DA users because I've seen more "ART" in CANCER wards than in their galleries.
I don't need weapons. With my death stare who needs weapons?
I will be happy to push your wheelchair after you have a stroke, and even happier to push your helpless self down a cliff after you signed your testament with me as the sole heir to your fortune.
If I ever find you, I'm gonna fuck you brutally. Call the police.



You know you just have become a better person by reading this post.